My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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whose parrot is this?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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