Don't you send me to vm
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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