Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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