i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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