so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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