i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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