3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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