She is in my trunk
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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