Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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