He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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