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During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just want to make out with him forever
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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