So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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