North Korea, Best Korea!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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