check it out our google latitudes are spooning
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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