My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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