I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize