His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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