I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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