rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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