I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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