I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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