My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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