Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Shame is for Republicans.
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