Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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