are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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