I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Everyone says I win the strip club
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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