Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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