I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i think my cat just said my name.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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