Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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