the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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