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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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