NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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