Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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