TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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