good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you mean i was at the winter classic?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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