I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
the raccoons are back...
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