I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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