I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
