yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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