Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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