Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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