Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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