I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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