I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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