Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We left the knife in your bed.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Randomize
