dude i'm inner monologue high
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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