If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
