dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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