ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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