question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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