I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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