I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
