ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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