i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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