I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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