He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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