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The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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