Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
