Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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