It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I have post one night stand depression
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